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Misanthropic:

Adjective: hating mankind in general
Adjective: believing the worst of human nature and motives; having a sneering disbelief in e.g. selflessness of others

Optimist:

Noun: a person disposed to take a favorable view of things

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That is me in a nut shell; being the complete contradiction that is a human being. Bill Hicks meets Stephen Colbert, if you will, which is most likely giving myself way too much credit.

I am a writer, a social commentator, a sarcastic prick. I am everyman; I am no man. I am humanity at its finest or its worst. I will gladly point out the flaws in society, as well as in myself. If my sarcasm hurts your feelings you better get a tissue. It isn’t my goal to hurt any one persons feelings, but merely to do what I do best and that is playing Devil’s Advocate.

As the late, great Bill Hicks said:

“The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it’s real because that’s how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it’s very brightly colored and it’s very loud and it’s fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: “Is this real, or is this just a ride?” And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, “Hey, don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.” And we kill those people.”

~BP Smith